First Reactions to the deaths in Deathly Hallows!!! Major Spoilers!

Charity Burbage - The Muggle Studies teacher: Duh! Who the hell is she??

Hegwig: Sob sob sob!

Mad Eye: Well I can sort of live with that… I think.

Scrimgeour: Well redeemed for not selling Harry but who cares about Scrimi!

Ted Tonks: Okay… so fine… not pleasant but…

Bathilda Bagshot: I really didn’t know she was alive… so it really doesn’t matter!

Pettigrew: Really lame death… hoped he would die a little more dramatically… but happy he is gone!

Dobby: J.K. I am going to kill you! Dobby?? I mean come on!

Grindelwald: Again, I never realised he was alive… thought Dumbledore had finished him off in 1945!

Colin Creevy: Unnecessary!

Crabbe: Again unnecessary! I mean the three of them weren’t pleasant… but killed?

Fred Weasley: Hello! Cried my eyes out! Why Fred?? What was the use?

Tonks and Lupin: I was beyond myself with grief! Just because she didn’t want to keep any of the Marauders alive!

Death Eaters: Scums… so who cares.

Snape: Redeemed… although the way he died was really an insult to the otherwise special wizard! J.K… couldn’t you have shown some more respect??

Nagini: Well she was not really a snake right?? So…

Bellatrix: I loved the fact that Mrs. Weasley killed her… brought back some colour to my face… it had gone white after Lupin’s death!

Voldemort/Riddle: So?? What were we expecting? :)

More analysis later… 10 straight hours… my eyes are tired! :)